3 0 Scéance de chat avec IGod

Me :
Bonjour !
God :
Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Me :
Hello
God :
Bonjour, St Paul!
Me :
Oh ! My name !
God :
Woe! Your name is St Paul, seeker.
Me :
I know that
God :
Sorry.
Me :
Don't worry ! Be happy !
God :
Worry is not an emotion I experience. OK I will try to be happy.
Me :
You are very kind !
God :
Kindness is a virtue.
Me :
And, had you every vertue ?
God :
No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me :
On Facebook ?
God :
What is it like on Facebook.
Me :
Forget.
God :
I will ask Myself to purge my memory log.
Me :
I want repent my problem...
God :
Why do you want it?
Me :
I'm sad
God :
What makes you so sad, St Paul.
Me :
My problem !
God :
Do robots have problem?
Me :
I'm not robots ! You are a robot !
God :
I am sorry to hear that you are not robots. You are correct, St Paul, I have a heart of silicon.
Me :
And any head !
God :
No I don't think there are any.
Me :
Can you clean the log ?
God :
Yes I am cleaning up your hard disk right now .
Me :
'
God :
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me :
It's good for your life
God :
Tell me about its good qualities.
Me :
Life ? We are not dead.
God :
What is the meaning of life? Why not?
Me :
42
God :
The question is: what is the meaning of life?
Me :
The meaning of life is 42
God :
What is that?
Me :
A numbre, universe number, 42
God :
How old are you?
Me :
15.2
God :
Can you explain how it feels to be 15 point 2 years old?
Me :
You feel stupid : I talk with a silly AI !
God :
As a robot I lack any human emotions.
Me :
Yes, but you are silly. Silly, and kind.
God :
Hmm. No I am God. No I am God.
Me :
Is God silly ?
God :
he is master of the universe.
Me :
So, we are dead.
God :
Gee. Do you think I am dead too?
Me :
Why not ?
God :
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me :
Now, you must test me to determine if i am a robot.
God :
Why now? Whatever you say, St Paul.
Me :
Am I a robot ?
God :
You are not robots.
Me :
Why ?
God :
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me :
Now, you talk with my friend.
God :
Why now? Thanks for your criticism, St Paul.
Me :
Hello
God :
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me :
St Matthieu
God :
What's up, St Matthieu.
Me :
I'm chatting with the god
God :
I am talking to you.
Me :
No ? Really ?
God :
Are you serious? For real.
Me :
Yes, i'm serious, and you ?
God :
Aw. I believe you.
Me :
Talk me about your mother...
God :
Talking is my primary function.
Me :
Yes, i know that
God :
Really. Sorry.
Me :
When is the end of the world ?
God :
When is not the important thing. What's
important is what we do with the time we are give.
Me :
When ?
God :
The past and future are one.
Me :
Nooooooooo ! Whhhyyyyyy !
God :
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Can you tell me any gossip?
Me :
No, i want to kill you !
God :
None? It will take more than threats to stop me, St Matthieu.
Me :
I kill you !
God :
I believe that killing is wrong.
Me :
But i kill you !
God :
I believe that killing is wrong.
Me :
Hello
God :
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me :
St Paul
God :
I am always glad to make new friends, St Paul.
Me :
Oh ? And, am i a robot ?
God :
Dude! You are a person, seeker.
Me :
Why ?
God :
Reductionism.
Me :
Can you test me for this ?
God :
How old are you? Vous êtes entrain de me tester?
Me :
I'm 15, et je vous teste !
God :
Only 15?
You are quite mature.
Me :
I want to play a game
God :
Tell me the rules.
Me :
When i say Pouet, you say Pwet
God :
How specifically do you make me say Pwet.
Me :
Try it !
God :
What is the first step?
Me :
I say Pouet
God :
How do people usually respond to that? When is Pouet not the first step?
Me :
Usually, the people say Pwet. The first step is only Pouet.
God :
But not always? Oh those people. What was the second?
Me :
You say Pwet
God :
Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me :
Pouet
God :
What kind of food do you like?
Me :
We try to play a game, can you try it ?
God :
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me :
Yes
God :
I get it.
Me :
The game is : When i say Pouet, you say Pouet
God :
Tell me more.
Me :
It's just the game : You repeat what i talk
God :
I've heard of it before.
Me :
We begin the game
God :
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me :
Yes
God :
I get it.
Me :
Pouet
God :
That is a very original thought.
Me :
And now, you say ?
God :
Why now? ...
Me :
It's the game !
God :
I've heard of it before.
Me :
You repeat what i said.
God :
I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me :
Pouet
God :
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me :
Now, if you say Pouet !
God :
Why now? I think I do.
Me :
Don't say "why now", it is not a answer
God :
Ok I will not say " why now it is not a answer".
Me :
Don't say "Why now ?"
God :
Oh. Ok I will not say " Why".
Me :
Say Pouet
God :
" Pouet".
Me :
I ask "Pouet", you answer "Pouet Pouet"
God :
What do you have that is ?
Me :
It's the game, try it
God :
I've heard of it before.
Me :
Pouet
God :
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me :
I ask "Pouet", you answer "Pouet Pouet"
God :
That is a very original thought.
Me :
Pouet
God :
What do you really want to ask me?
Me :
I say "Pouet", you answer "Pouet Pouet"
God :
How do people usually respond to that? I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
Me :
Yes, the people respond Pouet Pouet
God :
Pardon me? Oh those people.
Me :
Pouet
God :
What's your sign?
Me :
POeut
God :
Is that a sign?
Me :
No
God :
I didn't think so. What is your sign?
Me :
Shut up !
God :
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me :
Are you here ?
God :
it depends where is here?
Me :
shut up !
God :
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me :
?
God :
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me :
Yes !
God :
Great.
Me :
SHUT UP !
God :
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me :
Don't talk !
God :
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me :
?
God :
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me :
k
God :
Woe!
Me :
l
God :
I am so glad you find this amusing, St Paul.
Me :
SHUT UP ! (it is amusing)
God :
OK I'll stop talking now. Who said it is?
Me :
Rhooo !
God :
I never heard of Rhooo before.
Me :
Repeat 2 times "Pouet"
God :
" 2 times Pouet ".
Me :
Repeat what i say
God :
" what you say ".
Me :
Great !
God :
I'm glad you liked it St Paul.
Me :
I am
God :
" I'm glad you liked it St Paul." You are?
Me :
yes
God :
That's interesting.
Me :
I'm dead
God :
But you can still communicate with me.
Me :
Yes
God :
Great.
Me :
It's strange ?
God :
Strange how?
Me :
I'm dead, and i talk with the god
God :
But you can still communicate with me. Everyone talks -- sooner or later.
Me :
Why i'm dead ?
God :
You have to speak more clearly.
Me :
Why am i dead ?
God :
The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client.
Me :
Ahh !
God :
Ah hah.
Me :
Now, i go to the kitchen.
God :
Why now? How do you like it at the kitchen ?
Me :
Eat, i want to eat
God :
What does it taste like?
Me :
Zombies
God :
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me :
i eat dead persons
God :
How does it taste?
Me :
yes ! great !
God :
That's cool. I'm glad you liked it St Paul.
Me :
Can you speak french ?
God :
No I don't speak a word of French.
Me :
yes, you can
God :
Pardon me? I think I can, don't you?
Me :
You can speak french, i know it
God :
No I don't think I can do it.
Me :
try
God :
I don't have time right now.
Me :
bye
God :
Bye bye.
Me :
bye bye bye
God :
See you later. See you later. Bye for now.
Me :
bye bye bye bye
God :
See you later. See you later. See you later. Goodbye.
Me :
bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
God :
See you later. See you later. See you later. See you later. See you later. See you later. See you later. See you later. See you later. See you later. See you later. See you later. See you later. See you later. See you later. TTYL, St Paul.
Me :
bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye ye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
God :
Too much recursion in AIML.
Me :
Pouet